Katie Holmes Up in Arms Over Porn Star Namesake

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Eat your heart out, Mary Carey.

A blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student, who claims to be a virgin, has changed her name to Katee Holmes and is launching a porn career in which she'll be deflowered in her first movie.

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And that, according to the New York Post, has the real Katie Holmes in a tizzy.

"It's a really cheap shot," a rep for the actress, who's married to Tom Cruise, told the paper.

But Shy Love, an adult film veteran who manages the 5-foot-9, 122-pound Katee - a small-town girl from Illinois - insisted:

"Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie Holmes, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she's done, beginning with Dawson's Creek."

Well, not quite everything - Holmes did go topless in the 2000 movie The Gift, but she's shunned any on-screen nudity since tying the knot with Tom Cruise, who it is believed got her sex scene with Aaron Eckhart nixed from Thank You for Smoking.

Katee, 18, is now a student at the Fashion Institute of Design in Orange County, Calif., and has no such qualms. She wrote to Shy Love, who runs Adult Talent Managers and has a MySpace profile, and the two discussed having her "first" sexual encounter filmed.

"I know it's pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it," Katee said.

"How many people wished they could relive their first experience, if not to remember it but to learn from it, right?"

You said it, Katee Holmes. You said it.

Love said she'll start slow with her improbable virgin, however, having Katee try some girl-on-girl action first.

"She comes to the porn world completely natural - with a perky pair of A-cup breasts that are far, far too perfect to have been constructed by any doctor. And she's not just a porn virgin, but an actual never-been-kissed virgin," Love gushed.

In other words, she's no Ashlee Simpson.

No word on whether the virginal Katee will become impregnated with an Asian baby that she will call Suree Cruise (as a tribute to Suri Cruise, of course).

Katie Holmes' camp is weighing her possible recourse. A friend of the Scientology slave told the Post, "It's really kind of sleazy, using her name like that."

A spokeswoman for TomKat said, "Obviously, Tom would support Katie in anything she decides to do about it."

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Katie Holmes Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Toledo, Ohio
Full Name
Kate Noelle Holmes

Katie Holmes Quotes

"Becoming a mother has been the most amazing experience—in an instant you become strong. You have to be a little bit wiser; it's the most important job you have in the world."

Katie Holmes [on being a mom]

"As a woman, you make the transition from being singe to [being] a partner. I have a teammate."

Katie Holmes [on married life]
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