Jessica Simpson to Leonardo DiCaprio: Pet Me

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Britney Spears and Ryan Phillippe? Hooking up in the bathroom of a club?

Just when you thought the world of celebrity gossip couldn't get any nuttier, here's another rumor about a new couple; or, at least, one lonely woman's hope for a new couple.

Jessica in Plaid

At an exclusive party on a private yacht in Cannes, Jessica Simpson reportedly "spent the whole night following Leonardo DiCaprio around like a lost puppy," a source tells Page Six. "He just seemed freaked out and kind of ignored her."

Really? Freaked out by a red-headed brunette who often sports blonde hair and occasionally walks around with her giant boobs hitting people in the face? What's wrong with you, Leo?

While we certainly can feel for DiCaprio for having to deal with this nonsense, it's hard to muster too much sympathy for someone who has seen Bar Refaeli nude many times.

As for Jessica, this must have been one of those nights when she was broken up with John Mayer. But they're probably back together today. Here's a question, though, readers:

Did you ever think Ashlee Simpson would end up as the saner sister? Neither did we.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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