Jessica Simpson: From Curly to Busty

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Jessica Simpson flip flops more often than Mitt Romney.

She's with John Mayer... she's not with John Mayer.

She looks like a train wreck... she looks halfway decent.

This former reality TV star, ex-wife of Nick Lachey and daughter to Crazy Joe Simpson has to make up her mind at some point. Maybe fans can give her a push.

Take a look at a trio of looks the pop singer and owner of two giant boobs has tried out over the past few months. There's curly-haired classy Jessica; prim and proper Jessica; and queen of the dead, blatantly-expose-my-enormous-cleavage Jessica.

Which do you prefer?

Or is it too late for Simpson to regain her status as a sex symbol? Should she just follow the lead of a nude Dita Von Teese and constantly take her clothes off... while sitting in an enormous martini glass? Let us know.

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Okay I'm convniced. Let's put it to action.

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LOVE LOVE JESSICA!! WOULD LOVE TO MEET HER!

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She is not dumb she like that because they ask her to do it. She is so over Nick she hasn't cry for him nomore She is better than Vanessa M. She is my idol she is the best!!!!!!

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She is a dumb annoying slut and that's about it.

Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson