Jessica Alba is absolutely gorgeous.
But the actress says her looks can be deceiving.
"People think of me as just a sexy girl," the self-described "dork" says in the June issue of InStyle, "but I'm really goofy â€" like, super goofy."
We weren't aware that sexy and goofy were mutually exclusive, but we'll listen to whatever Alba says. Especially when we're talking about a nude Jessica Alba.
Of course, Jessica isn't knocking her looks - but she does own up to having a strong rebellious streak. "I love challenging authority," she says. "It probably wasn't easy being my parents. The second somebody says no to me is the second I'm going to jump up and say yes."
Still, she'd like to have kids one day, though she says she might adopt - like Katherine Heigl - because it could take a while to find the right man.
"I'm not the easiest person to hang with," she says.
"I'm away a lot, and it's an unconventional life. But if I could find a partner, that would be best. I probably won't have kids without one."
We wonder what Cash Warren has to say about that; you know, Alba's boyfriend and all.
When she does settle down, she wants it to be for keeps. There will be no Britney Spears/Kevin Federline-like divorces here.
"My parents taught me about unconditional love, because you have your ups and downs, but you stick through it. I learned a lot from that, and I know that kind of love is possible. ... My parents made a forever commitment, and I know that's what I want."
Sadly, as many readers of The Hollywood Gossip can tell you, Simon Monjack doesn't feel the same way. Be warned, Brittany Murphy.