Flintstones + Southwest Chic = Britney Spears

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You really have to hand it to Britney Spears. For two reasons:

  1. She hasn't wrecked her car in a drunken, coked-up state AFTER leaving rehab (sorry, Lindsay Lohan), then gone out clubbing again after that.
  2. Bad as this train wreck's fashion sense may be, she always keeps things interesting at least.

The mother of poor Jayden James is leaving behind her bohemian cowgirl look for (as TMZ puts it) the latest Flintstones-meets-Southwestern-sushi-bar-chic …

Britney Spears' Ass Returns

The only question? If Britney is Pebbles, who's Bam-Bam? Howie Day? Jason Filyaw? Isaac Cohen? Ryan Phillippe? K-Fed? Columbus Short? Bam Margera?

The tanning pop princess was spotted on her way into a sushi bar in Beverly Hills this weekend, after leaving a tanning salon in this curiously lovely sun ensemble.

While this is an improvement (for her) this getup still makes us wonder if she can actually see through those coke bottle sunglasses, which may or may not be made out of recycled glass from her washer-dryer set. Al Gore would be proud.

Frightening as it sounds, Britney might want to take some fashion tips from little Terra Jole. The miniature Brit is looking downright hot in her old school Britney outfits.

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