Classic Celebrity Videos: The Crazy Britney Spears

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And we're not talking about her old hit single, "Crazy."

This three-minute clip isn't new, but it's worth a viewing nonetheless. Fans may recall this surfacing nine months ago, when Britney Spears was still married to Kevin Federline.

Giving Her All

It seems like forever ago, but before J.R. Rotem, Jason Filyaw, Isaac Cohen and Howie Day, Britney was a happily married, possibly insane housewife.

Here, FedEx films Britney, decked out in classic white trash trucker garb, babbling incoherently, probably high on something, snacking feverishly and waxing philosophical about the human condition, partying and other stuff.

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It's quite something, really. What a loon. Some of our conclusions after watching this simultaneously terrifying and hysterical video of Britney Spears:

  • She feels like she's missing out on life (how foreboding, considering the months of crazy partying and crotch shot pics to come)
  • Like all of us, the girl seems to enjoy junk food and burping
  • Britney needs a whole team of psychiatrists
  • Kevin Federline is a frickin' moron
  • Crystal meth is bad for you
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LMAO. This is why I love Britney.

Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears
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