Nearly Nude Brooke Burke: Razor Sharp

Brooke Burke is pissed.

Celebrity gossip sites such as, well, ours, have been touting other beautiful women for weeks now. There's the love affair we've had with Tricia Helfer nude, for starters.

There's also been a lot of talk about British beauties such as Katie Price and Lucy Pinder. But can you blame us?

These women traversed the ocean, took their clothes off and - in the case of Keeley Hazell - made sex tapes for all to enjoy. It was our moral obligation to write about them.

As for attractive Americans, granted, we may have given too much attention to Toastee Toof. But Brooke can't get mad that we've given attention to Kristine Lefebvre; the lawyer took her clothes of for Playboy in order to raise awareness about cervical cancer. That's a great cause.

Anyway, Burke finally had enough. She recently posed for Razor magazine in black lingerie just to prove one thing: David Charvet is one lucky man.