A New Paris Hilton Pussy Picture

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Someone has to do something about Paris Hilton's pussy obsession.

You'd think Stavros Niarchos would be the ideal candidate, but we're not sure if he knows anything about animals. Or taste in women.

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Hilton, though, continues to torture innocent cats by subjecting them to her STD-ridden, jailbird-like hands. Holly Madison really need to represent PETA in this example of animal cruelty.

Heck, Britney Spears probably treats her kids better than Paris treats these pets.

We'd ask Jayden James if that were the case - but we haven't been able to find him in a really long time.

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Paris Hilton Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]