The Heck With Sanjaya. Meet Shyamali Malakar.
Sanjaya Malakar is a budding music god.
He takes his influence from many popular musicians of our time, butchering their songs and worming his way into America's collective heart with each brutal week.
But it turns out the biggest reason for his success might be his look-alike sister, Shyamali Malakar. See hot picture below. Yow. How you doin'? It's clear who got the good genes in this family (much like Cameron Federline)..
Her MySpace profile reveals how dedicated some Sanjaya Malakar fans are, with one of Shyamali's loser MySpace friends remarking that they voted for the American Idol hopeful - ready for this? - 540 times.
And we thought Rose McGowan was a huge fan.
A sexy 20-year-old, Shyamali Malakar also states on her MySpace profile that she's a college student and she doesn't smoke, but interestingly enough, she does drink.
Can we get her on the next season of The Hills?
April 22nd, 2007 1:21 AM
A couple of ugly monkeys!
May 1st, 2007 12:54 PM
Hot.Wow good looking couple.
July 20th, 2007 7:10 AM
Here's the link to Shyamali Malakar's video with the band Light Euphoric
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u-GEtyQxHQ8
October 7th, 2008 5:51 PM
Ok how the f*** are they hot ?? is the person who wrote this article retarded or on crack ? they are a bunch of nasty ugly monkeys !! get that !!! hahaah lmfao ugly as hell !!!!!!! and can't sing..he's a fag and she is a dumb bimbo slut who does not smoke but drinks what is up with idiot loser people like that "oh, i dont smoke...but i kill my sef by drinking which is really good for my health...apparebtly" ahahhaahha lmfao what AN INDIAN LOW CLASS VILLAGE LOSERS THEY ARE THEY ARE FROM A LOW CLASS POOR VILLAGE FAMILY FROM INDIAN WITH AN ACCENT AHAHAHAH LMFAO !!!!!