Sorry, guys. We wish this headline read "Tara Conner Shacks Up with Katie Rees in Las Vegas" as much as you do.

Instead, it appears as though the former Miss USA - she turned over her crown to Rachel Smith a few weeks - is remaining in Los Angeles with some guy she meant during this year's pageant.

Reports state that Conner has already moved into his home, in fact, as she's more hooked on him than she ever was on cocaine.

Yeah, right.

There's no word yet on how Tomiko Nash and other ex-contestants feel about Tara's move away from New York. But The Hollywood Gossip staff wishes this buddy of Donald Trump all the best in any career move she makes out there.

Maybe she could babysit for Marcia Cross' twins.