Shyamali Malakar Nude ... with a Guitar!

Unless you've been hiding under a rock for the last six weeks - or lived with your eyes closed tightly, trying to imagine Eva Longoria nude - you've heard about a certain contestant on American Idol.

His name in Sanjaya Malakar, he's 17 years old and he has no singing talent whatsoever.

But he can be used as a segue over to his sister, Shyamali Malakar. This young vocalist also tried out for American Idol, but was eliminated before the contestants were narrowed down to 24. She's responded to that ousting pretty well, however.

Taking a page from Haley Scarnato, Shyamali is trying to get by on her looks. And maybe her guitar playing.

Either way, the sister of the guy who actually makes Brooke Hogan look like a good singer will be heard from again. You can bet on that.