What's happening to our favorite daytime hosts?
We just announced that Vanessa Minnillo is leaving Total Request Live.
And - breaking news from The Hollywood Gossip! - Rosie O'Donnell has just announced that she's exiting The View because she couldn't come to terms with ABC on a new contract. We're sure Rosie's recent anti-America comments didn't play a factor at all.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump is gonna need to find a new lesbian foe to do battle with now.
Of course, the debate will now rage on about who ought to replace O'Donnell. Fortunately, we don't think Star Jones returning is a possibility.
But we do have one suggestion for Barbara Walters to consider: Katie Holmes. The poor, deluded housewife needs an escape. The View could be it.