We could imagine Spencer Pratt grabbing random women's breasts. The guy is a major loser.
But Ron Jeremy? This is a man who truly may have seen more boobs than any male in the history of the world.
Nevertheless, TMZ reports that the legendary porn star could face battery charges after a woman filed a police report claiming Ron copped an unwanted feel, and then signed her cleavage without permission.
The alleged incident occurred Saturday during the Exotica porn convention in Miami Beach. According to the police report, Leslie Sanchez approached Jeremy for an autograph, with her husband in tow.
Sanchez - who obviously entertains Kim Kardashian-like dreams to be in attendance in the first place - and her husband claim Jeremy was happy to oblige, but then he allegedly "reached towards the victim and stuck his hands under victim's blouse."
Sanchez then claims Jeremy "reached inside her bra and grabbed her nipple. He pulled the nipple up and took out victim's breast and signed his name on it."
According to the police report, Sanchez "never gave Ron Jeremy permission to touch her." Sanchez also claims she has photos of the incident, which would probably prompt Victoria Beckham to flaunt her cleavage even more, lest attention go to anyone else's chest.
TMZ spoke with Jeremy who vigorously denied any wrongdoing.
"First of all, there was security around me at all times. If they had a problem, why wouldn't they have said something at that point? I probably signed about 150 boobs that weekend, all of which I sign 'RJ with a heart' and if I would've touched a breast, I might have cupped it while I signed.
Rules of the convention were that you can not expose a breast, so I never did. And if this was a couple, I always ask permission of the male to sign the breast before I do it. Some people waited an hour for me to sign their breast. My line was second only to Jenna Jameson's."
So far, no charges have been filed against Jeremy. And we hope none ever are. The man may have a lot of sex, but this is no Jason Wahler. Ron isn't a criminal.