Once again, it's time for T.H. Gossip to break down last night's major television event, the second episode of Season 10 of The Bachelor.

Or, more appropriately, it's time for the Sports Gal to do it up. We really can't hold a candle to the hilarious wife of ESPN's beloved sports scribe, the Sports Guy (a.k.a. Bill Simmons). So why bother.

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Heroes actress Hayden Panettiere doesn't want to be mixed up for fellow tabloid magnet and party animal Lindsay Lohan! Got that? Don't be callin' her Lindsay. She's made this wish abundantly clear with her past comments on the subject.

But yet, as the formidable celebrity gossip queen Perez Hilton wryly notes, she's already hitting the Hollywood party scene with reckless abandon, and she's even yoinked Firecrotch's signature peace sign pose! Peep it: 

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