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The battle between Paris Hilton and Linsday Lohan has nothing on this summer's box office blitz.

Some of your favorite on-screen heroes will be back for second and third adventures. The celebrity gossip world is abuzz over which will reign supreme.

Final Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

First up, Tobey Maguire will don a suit and a web once more in Spider-Man 3. Thomas Hayden Church will be among the enemies he attempts to do away with this time around, as the lovely Mary Jane Watson (aka Kirsten Dunst) remains by his side.

Speaking of attractive, the summer of 2007 welcomes everyone's favorite ogre back into our lives. We hear that Shrek is asked to be king of Far, Far Away in the franchise's third film. Sounds like fun to us! Especially with Melanie Brown's baby's daddy (aka Eddie Murphy) returning to voice Donkey.

Yarr, but will that be enough to slay Johnny Depp and Captain Jack Sparrow at the box office? Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End will hopefully be an improvement over the awful second installment in this trilogy.

Finally, the boy magician will do all he can to cast a spell over these blockbusters. Harry Potter returns - and he has a serious Order of a Phoenix to deal with.

Of course, if none of these films gets you excited, remember: the Olivia Mojica sex tape comes out next week.

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Brooke Hogan is scary enough when she towers over fellow artists, such as Fergie.

But at least the daughter of Hulk Hogan is clothed in that instance.

Brooke Hogan, Birthday Party

We wish this were the case in the photos below. Sadly, however, it looks like Brooke was attempting to cover up for her lack of talent by not covering up her somewhat manly body. And let's just say Holly Madison nude doesn't need to worry about her spot as a Playboy cover girl being stolen by Hogan any time soon. 

Poor Brooke really can't get it right. She's either dressing like Audrina Patridge - or not dressing at all.

Even Britney Spears could give this terrible singer some fashion tips.

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A cowgirl version of Britney Spears, still apparently wearing no pants, hit the dance studio again yesterday, accompanied by her traveling staff and her two favorite li'l cowboys - 19-month-old Sean Preston and 7-month-old Jayden James.

We think.

A Scary Britney

While one of Britney Spears' female assistants held Sean Preston on the way out of her big workout, another member of her entourage can be seen lugging a carrier that appears to have a baby's arm sticking out of it.

PHOTO CREDIT: TMZ / FlyNet Online

Britney's second child with Kevin Federline was born in September. But the only Jayden James photos seen by the public thus far have been obscured, partial or grainy as hell.

While Suri Cruise celebrates her birthday and seems perfectly comfortable in front of the camera, this celebrity baby remains shrouded in mystery. But for how long!!??!

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At Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood Party, the latest celebrity fashion was not the topic of the evening.

Instead, as reported by TMZ, this event was the scene of the latest Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton encounter - with camps being divided by strict party lines.

Back Before the Judge

Paris arrived first at the new Hollywood club, Sugar. She mingled with the likes of Jack Osbourne and Kimberly Stewart before retreating to the club's back room.

Once there, the spoiled heiress spent the night texting. We wonder why she didn't just log-in to her MySpace account. Meanwhile, other celebs spotted on the Hilton-friendly side of the club were Ryan Seacrest, Sopranos star Jamie-Lynn Sigler, and former NSYNC boy banders Lance Bass, JC Chasez and Joey Fatone.

On the other end, the Firecrotch Queen made a grand entrance with fanfare bigger than Victoria Beckham's boobs. It included photographers and party groupies that swarmed the 20-year-old rehabbed former redhead and her entourage.

Members of Team Lindsay, at least for last night, included Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, and most interestingly, Paris' former BFF Kim Kardashian.

There's really no way to declare a winner during party battles such as this. For the most part, you, the celebrity gossip fan, come out on top.

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A day after his baked bean assault on a member of the paparazzi, the great Hugh Grant was leaving his home in London when he received the "full moon" treatment from an admirer.

The former beau of Elizabeth Hurley was spotted the other day in one of his finer moments, throwing food at a cameraman. From the look on Hugh Grant's face, this fan is either a huge fan of his work, or the magical fruit.

Tinglan Hong and Hugh Grant

No word on whether any sappy Love Actually quotes were uttered at Grant by the fellow London resident as he proudly showcased his rotund ass cheeks.

Regarding other famous folks we think should get the full moon treatment, Nicole Richie gets the vote of our celebrity gossip writers. The anorexic waif deserves to see some crack that doesn't involve a pipe, don't you think?

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We've always got our ears tuned in to the latest in celebrity gossip. Here's what we've heard this week:

"If somebody were to mess with me, I'd feel very confident after all the training that I've had. I'd probably draw on some of the defensive stuff I learned on Blade. I do sort of feel unstoppable."
- Jessica Biel on unleashing her tough side

Timberlake and Biel Photo

"I overpaid for my ‘96 Ford Bronco. I got drunk on eBay and bought that thing. I started bidding, and I was drinking wine at the time. I was on my second bottle, and all of a sudden that son-of-a-bitch raises the price. I'm like, ‘All right, I'll show you!' I don't get on eBay anymore and drink. Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and eBay!"
- Stone Cold Steve Austin on buying a car on eBay

"I knew there was a kind of woman I wanted to be - someone who is generous and enjoys life and is respected and giving."
- Ali Larter

"I go for cheap lingerie; if it's doing it's job right, it should be virtually disposable anyway."
- Rebecca Romijn

"I had an afro in high school. I looked like a bleached-blond surf dog."
- Adam Brody

"I miss being a redhead. It made me feel soft and vulnerable…Blondes attract everybody, but redheads attract guys who are more interesting. They're usually sweet and nerdy."
- Kirsten Dunst

"Do I exercise? I have a 7-year-old, a 2-year-old, and an 11-month-old!"
--Sharon Stone on weightlifting

"I was the worst single person on the planet! All I would do is stalk one person incessantly until he finally dated me."
- Bryce Dallas Howard

"I want to get a nomination. I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being 'the party girl.' I hate that. I bust my ass when I'm filming and when I have time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance."
- Lindsay Lohan

"I'm an early bird. It's a problem. My friends are always, like, ‘Really? You can't go out again?'"
- Mandy Moore on being in bed by 11 p.m

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Finally! A spacious estate that can accommodate both Victoria Beckham's huge breasts, a growing family and David Beckham nude walking around.

The Beckhams have finally found the house they will live in when they move to Los Angeles in the summer, our celebrity gossip spies have learned.

Becks and Wife

The multimillion-dollar mansion is "modern, airy, very light and spacious with lots of windows," a source close to the couple says, adding: "It still needs a bit of work inside."

The sale is close to being finalized, says the source:

"Victoria will land in L.A. on Saturday to sign the contract. She will meet with interior designers, discuss fixtures and all aspects of the house plan before flying out shortly afterwards."

A family friend confirms the deal. "It is done. They've found the perfect property for themselves in Beverly Hills," says the friend.

"The house they've chosen is big but not huge. That said, it is big enough for them as a family of five, along with space for family members that will visit from Britain. They needed a fair amount of extra room for visitors as [guests] will stay a while longer than [they did during] visits to them in Spain."

Victoria Beckham has made numerous trips to California since it was announced on January 11 that David, who turns 32 on Wednesday, had signed on to play for the L.A. Galaxy.

The Beckhams - parents to sons Brooklyn, 8, Romeo, 4, and Cruz, 2 - had struggled to find a home in Los Angeles as sellers raised prices when they learned they were interested.

Now that they've found the right place, as well as a school for their sons, the former Posh Spice and her hubby are relieved says the family friend:

"They have been able to finally sort out the house and school. Now they can rest easy for when they arrive. They will crack open the champagne."

David Beckham, whose deal with the L.A. Galaxy is expected to be worth up to $250 million including endorsements, currently plays for Real Madrid in Spain. He and Victoria are expected to sell their Spanish home but keep their sprawling mansion - dubbed Beckingham Palace - north of London.

"There's no way they will sell that place," says a family friend. "They are part of the community there and it will be their base when they go back to Britain for Christmas and things like that."

The family is expected to move in mid-July, around the same time that Victoria's six-part reality TV show appears on NBC.

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From the way Indian authorities are treating him, you'd think Richard Gere ran somebody off the road, Brandy-style, or starred in a dirty, amateur sex tape like Brandy's bro, Ray J.

But Richard Gere is defending himself after an absurd warrant was issued for his arrest for giving an Indian actress a kiss that a local judge deemed "indecent."

"Kissing the girl on the cheek was nothing," Richard Gere, 57, said on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Thursday.

"It was an AIDS event for truck drivers. It was the largest truck depot in South Asia. They were climbing on their trucks [cheering]."

During the public HIV-awareness event in New Delhi earlier this month, Gere took actress Shilpa Shetty, 31, in his arms, kissed her several times on the cheek and dipped her in a tango-style dance move.

Indians in several cities protested and burned effigies of Gere, saying the kiss was an "indecent" act and "against Indian culture," and on Thursday, Judge Dinesh Gupta issued a warrant for his arrest in the city of Jaipur, acting on a petition by a local lawyer.

Gere, who was on the Comedy Central show to promote his latest film, The Hoax, added that Shilpa Shetty herself wasn't offended by the kiss:

"We went and had dinner afterwards and nobody said a word about this."

Wonder if they talked about the weather, the food at the restaurant, or the love life of Shetty's fellow Bollywood star, Aishwarya Rai.

The actor, a frequent visitor to India, where he's met with exiled Tibetan spiritual leader the Dalai Lama through his foundation. On Thursday, he hinted that the kiss controversy is politically motivated.

"There is a very small right-wing conservative party and they are the moral police in India and they do this quite often," said Gere, who has long fought for AIDS awareness in the world's second most populous country.

Still, the actor appeared unfazed by the arrest warrant.

"I don't know if anyone has gone to jail, but [a case like this generally] goes to a reputable court and is thrown out," Richard Gere said.

Still no comment on the whole gerbil thing.

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Where the hell has Dharma been for the last 10 years?

Evidently, practicing some serious Scientology.

Big-Time Movie Star

So it's no surprise that Jenna Elfman is shooting down reports that the marriage of her friend, Tom Cruise, is unstable.

"Honestly, they're happy," Elfman, 35, said of TomKat at Thursday's Healthy Child Healthy World benefit in Santa Monica.

"They have a great life and they love each other. For some reason, the media cannot experience that. They must put in things other than the simplicity of it."

Several recent tabloid stories have alleged that Katie Holmes has been living in a "prison-like" environment and that Cruise is pushing her hard to adopt his many spiritual beliefs.

Elfman, who attended the couple's lavish wedding in Italy in November, says such stories are pure crap.

"It's totally irrelevant, because it's so absolutely not that. It's hard to give a detailed explanation on something that's simple. Honestly, do any of you have a great boyfriend or girlfriend? It's not a big deal, right? You have fun hanging out, and you like talking and sharing your ideas. It's exciting. That's their relationship."

Cruise and Katie Holmes have been spending time in Louisiana lately while Katie films the comedy, Mad Money, with Queen Latifah and Diane Keaton.

Last week, they threw a first birthday party for daughter Suri Cruise at their Los Angeles home, welcoming many friends including Brooke Shields.

Jenna Elfman is herself seven months pregnant with her first child with husband Bodhi, 37, and tells People she's hoping the give birth naturally.

"Bodies have been giving birth for a really long time," she said. "I want to know what it's like to go through that process. I'm just going to be as focused and patient as I can be."

Well we're happy for her. Add Elfman to the list of random celebrities to defend Tom Cruise in the last few months. Leah Remini, you've got company.

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Don't worry, fellas. As our collection of Keeley Hazell photos prove, we've got you covered when it comes to hotties across the Atlantic.

Let's not forget about pics of an almost nude Lucy Pinder, either.

Gemma Atkinson Naked

Now, this celebrity gossip rag is proud to present the next in a long line of beautiful British babes that have earned attention in the U.S. through hard work and boob jobs: Gemma Atkinson.

This is a actress who rose to fame on the English soap opera, Hollyoaks. And if you're wondering - based on the images above - yes, Gemma admits to pulling a Heidi Montag and getting breast implants to boost herself up to a 34D.

But there's nothing wrong with that. Do you really think all other well-known bare British beauties, such as Katie Price nude, are all natural? We doubt it.

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