Mischa Barton, Jessica Simpson Get High... Pants

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Mischa Barton knows all about getting high.

Putting aside her penchant for pot, though, the former star of The OC seems to be following a disturbing trend: cute actresses dressing like old ladies.

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From the pictures below, it's evident Barton and Jessica Simpson are trying a bit too hard to shed their reputation as nothing but airheaded beauties. You gals could maybe star in quality shows or movies instead of dressing like Dorothy from The Golden Girls. 

Simpson's choice to host an event featuring The Pussycat Dolls isn't exactly what we have in mind. Saying goodbye to that lame singer/boyfriend, John Mayer, might be a good idea, however.

As for Mischa, our career advice would follow a three-pronged approach:

  1. Stop vomiting in public
  2. Eat
  3. Stay away from Nicole Richie

And, seriously, lose those pants.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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