Lights? On. Britney Spears? Not Home.

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The good news? Britney Spears is feeling better.

The bad news? Kevin Federline may have a more promising music career if her recent behavior keeps up.

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The Gossip has learned that Britney had a meeting with her management team at the William Morris Agency recently, and let's just say it could have gone better.

We're saying Britney is about as pulled together as Kate Moss after a long night of drinking, sex and blowing lines over at Pete Doherty's crack house.

Now, as TMZ reports, Britney is showing no signs of substance abuse. Friends and family say she's doing great, and has been in good spirits since leaving rehab.

It is very important to note this. The Britney Sobriety Clock (top right of our home page), beginning when she checked into rehab (the third and final time), is still a tickin'. She is sober. She's just your stereotypical blonde ditz.

Britney Spears reportedly met with a number of agents about mapping out her post-partum career. Spies say "she was all over the place."

"She wants to do this and that, but she had no focus, no plan," says an insider. "After she left, the agents were shaking their heads."

No word on whether Britney's manager, Larry Rudolph, attended the meeting, or if he was too busy counting the millions he's made ruining her career.

Also no word on Brit's potential collaborations with Timbaland.

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Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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