Thank goodness for Kimberly Stewart.
The daughter of Rod gave the following interview to FHM magazine recently, at least temporarily distracting readers from the image of her brother, Sean Stewart, nude. Yech.
Let's cut to the chase, how does a guy pull you?
It's all about your sense of humor. Come up with something I haven't heard before, make me laugh and you might be in. And never dance. I like guys who sit in the corner instead of seeking attention.
Talk us through a great date.
I'm a rock chick, so I love gigs. I love the White Stripes and Dirty Pretty Things and I went to see The Killers last time I was in London. We'd have to stand at the side, though. I went in an insane Rage Against The Machine mosh pit when I was 18. Never again.
You have a particular fondness for lingerie, right?
Oh lingerie, I love lingerie.
Didn't you bring your own to the photo shoot?
I sure did. I'm obsessed with Agent Provocateur. I have this polka dot lingerie set that is just so hot. When I know I've got something like that on, I'm sexy and confident, it's such a good feeling.
* The Hollywood Gossip note: And people wonder why shes good friends with Paris Hilton. Or maybe they don't.
Ever walk around the house in it?
I live with my dad, so that would be plain weird â€" maybe when I get my new house.
You and Jack Osbourne are good friends. Have you ever been more than that?
Jack and I have been best friends forever, but we never went out.
But you gave him your breast implants, right?
That's true. I signed them, got them framed and presented them to him. They're on his bathroom wall.
* The Hollywood Gossip note: We wonder where those of Heidi Montag are.
Doesn't that freak you out?
Not really, I think it's funny.
Any plans to follow in your father's footsteps and start a music career of your own?
It's not something I'm opposed to, but it's also not something I've got time to work on at the moment. If I did, it would be rock/pop.
Great, can we expect an Ozzie/Kelly style duet with dad?