Kimberly Stewart in Glasses and Lingerie

Sean Stewart nude?

That's very scary.

But while we don't have any pictures of a fully nude Kimberly Stewart, shots of Sean's sister in librarian glasses and lingerie aren't exactly appetizing, either.

We're not really sure what she's thinking in these photos. In an earlier interview, Kim said she loved underwear and a sense of humor, so maybe she's just trying to be scantily clad and funny. It just ain't working for us.

We're not saying images of David Beckham nude are more appealing, but other women could definitely give Kimberly a lesson in seduction.

Take Britney Spears, in a mumu and bowler hat, for example.

Or, far more accurately, an almost nude Lacey Chabert. Now that's how you do it, Kim.