A Kate Moss sex tape would be a long time coming.
No pun intended. But come on, the way the supermodel behaves in and out of the public eye makes us believe there could actually be something to this rumor.
Okay, not really. But still, numerous sources report that Moss and Pete Doherty have been not-so secretly filming their lives for a documentary they plan on releasing in the future.
The documentary will, obviously, chronicle a day in the life of a rail-thin, coked-up model whose heart yearns for a no-name, deadbeat drug addict and singer.
We mean Kate Moss, not Allegra Versace.
Anyway, a sex video featuring a nude Kate Moss wouldn't be too big a stretch, as the things she does best in this world are, in no particular order, modeling, getting really wasted and being photographed topless.
Is this alleged video the latest in a long, illustrious line of celebrity sex tape rumors that have turned out to be real (Kim Kardashian, Dustin Diamond, et al.)?
Or will this turn out to be just another in the even-longer line of bogus, nude celebrity rumors- Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson sex tape style?