Insane Britney Spears Rants About Pregnancy, Jesus, Etc.

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Friday, Britney Spears was caught on tape, telling a paparazzi dude, "I really am pregnant."

Is she really having a third kid? Presumably not. But judging by her recent behavior - and the rest of this entirely bizarre on-camera rant - we have no idea what to think about the former Mrs. Kevin Federline anymore.

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick

Demanding that the X17 online videographer not ask her a single question, Britney Spears launched into a sarcastic (we think?) impersonation of a ditzy Valley Girl laced with a tinge of "I will beat you with an umbrella" rage.

And if that wasn't weird enough, she went on.

And on, and on some more.

"Like, I saw these magazines, and they said I was pregnant, and like it's so true. Like, America, believe everything you read because like you're smart and I'm stupid. Like for real. C'mon y'all," she said.

Good God.

Oh, but it continues. For 90 seconds, Britney Spears continued ranting.

"Like this lady told me, she said, ‘Britney, go to the light. Go to the light and see Jesus, OK?' And I was like, 'Ohmigod, I'm going to do it.' And I did it. And it happened, and it's just so weird because our world is so nice."

We don't know what a light could do for her, but if the mother of Jayden James and Sean Preston is going to act out like this, maybe she'd be better off in the dark.

This follows a similar account of incomprehensible babbling by Britney at a meeting with her management team earlier this month. She may be out of rehab, but the girl is clearly struggling with something. Like the loss of her mind.

She's probably on a cocktail of anti-depressants and seeing a whole team of shrinks. Even that may not be enough. Follow the link to watch the video at x17online.com.

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What Britney did was just pure sarcasm and irony and a slap in the face to people like you. I really give my two thumbs up for her!! It's just like eh, you know like i really mine dah... Thanks from Norway

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