The Donald almost became The Britney last night.
No, everyone's favorite billionaire didn't reach a divorce settlement with Kevin Federline. But the host of The Apprentice also didn't get his head shaved.
Standing in the corner of his WWE representative, Bobby Lashley, Donald Trump administered a beat down of his own on WWE chariman, Vince McMahon, during a match at Wrestlemania 23.
Each mogul had previously selected a wrestler to fight on his behalf at the pay-per-view event - McMahon chose "The Samoan Bulldozer," Umaga - and each had put his hair on the line if his rep was pinned.
Fortunately for Trump, he didn't receive the treatment that would make him yearn for any dome with hair on it, even that of Sanjaya Malakar ... but the same can't be said of McMahon, as pictured here.
Vince will have to call Britney Spears and ask for some wig/hat advice before appearing in public again. Or perhaps he could ask Heather Mills for fake body part advice as he goes looking for a toupee.