If you can't beat 'em (with an umbrella), join 'em.
Britney Spears is fighting back against the paparazzi... by contacting her fans via e-mail lists and asking them to "sneak up on their friends and photograph them."
In other words, become paparazzi themselves.
Britney Spears is holding a fantasy photo contest through her Internet fan club where fans can submit photos of their friends and family to try and win a Video iPod - signed by the former Mrs. Kevin Federline herself.
Britney Spears' pitch to her fans:
"Share what happens to you when the clock strikes 12 ... where are you? Who is with you? Pay attention to yourself - what are you doing? How do you feel? Savor every last detail and when you think you have it down, recreate the perfect moment and capture it as best you can in a digital photograph."
Oh, and by the way, no images containing nudity, obscenity or violent depictions are permitted. A little hypocritical, coming from the crotch shot queen, no?
Anyway, a belly-baring Britney was spotted leaving Millennium Dance Complex last night, showing off both her bad fashion sense and her rock hard abs.
No complaints about the miniskirt and fishnets, which make Brit's legs look like Haley Scarnato's, but what's with the Paula Abdul style wig? Come on girl, get it together.
Still, it's good to see Brit's dance classes are paying off a little in the fitness department. That weight from carrying Jayden James and scarfing 19 tons of pork rinds isn't gonna burn itself off... and liposuction just isn't that healthy.