Yes, she can be taught.

After the debacle late last year, in which a clubbing ho train treated us to some unexpected, possibly hot nude Britney Spears pictures, the lovely pop star has evidently decided it might be a good idea to try on some underwear.

So when Britney Spears was spotted at the club Parc over the weekend flashing her crotch, the display included a pair of white panties. She's so classy.

Also, apparently instead of showing up in normal clothes, she decided she'd just buy a new set of bed sheets and drape them around herself. Economical. Maybe Kevin Federline got more in the divorce settlement than we thought.

Anyway, enjoy this nice picture of Britney Spears' crotch (bottom), as well as another pair of photos included to demonstrate just how fashion challenged (and possibly insane) she is.

SIDE NOTE: When you're fresh out of rehab, and have two tiny children in Sean Preston and Jayden James at home, should you really be going to clubs all the time?

Britney, you have serious issues. You need help, girl. And we're not talking about the sort of "help" Isaac Cohen gave you earlier this year.