A representative for Leonardo DiCaprio is denying reports that the handsome actor has impregnated his hot, exotic girlfriend - Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Bar Refaeli.

A British tabloid newspaper, The Mirror, reported on Thursday that the couple, having been together for over 15 months now, will be officially expecting their first child in the fall.

However, a representative for Leonardo DiCaprio insists that the story is "totally b.s." and "100 percent made up bollocks."

That means it's got about as much weight behind it as Nicole Richie puts on the scale in the morning.

Wow, that was the worst joke of the day by far.

The newspaper quotes friends of Bar Refaeli saying that the Israeli model and 32-year-old Blood Diamond actor, who has also been romantically linked to Sienna Miller in recent weeks, are "delighted" by the news.

According to the Mirror, pregnancy speculation began back in March when Rafaeli, 21, wore a loose-fitting top to a bash at Jet Nightclub at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, where she drank mineral water all night.

Ooh. She wasn't fall-down drunk, and therefore she must be knocked up, right? They said the same thing a few months back about Britney Spears. Though at the time, her not drinking really was an event.

In any case, while Bar may not be carrying a child, there's little doubt why Leo might want to put a bun in that oven one day. Check out this Bar Refaeli photo...

Oh yeah. That was a good pic. Interestingly, DiCaprio's ex, Gisele Bundchen, is also a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model who recently denied tabloid reports that she is pregnant!

Tom Brady did not do the honors in that case.

In other recurring news about stuff that isn't true, Ryan Seacrest wants everyone to know that he's not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it...