Antonella Barba will eventually be voted off American Idol.
It's a sad but true fact that may take place as soon as tomorrow night - although we urge all viewers, with the intensity of a Naomi Campbell tirade, to keep this beauty around.
Please, vote for her.
Anyway, the good folks over at wagerweb.com have posted the odds on some of Barba's potential, post-Idol moves:
- She will appear nude in Playboy: 5 to 1
- She will have an affair with Paula Abdul: 90 to 1
- She will have an affair with Simon Cowell: 100 to 1
- She will be photographed drunk with Paris Hilton: 12 to 1
- She will shave her head: 20 to 1
We're not sure why the odds of Antonella ending up in the next Katie Rees picture aren't on the board.
Probably because they're too high.