What, no David Silver, Jr.?
Tori Spelling gave birth yesterday to a boy with husband actor Dean McDermott.
The couple christened the child Liam Aaron McDermott, disappointing those who had hoped it would be named in honor of Tori's Bevery Hills, 90210 boyfriend.
Liam weighed 6 lbs, 6 oz - or nearly as much as Keira Knightley - and was born at Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
Spelling and McDermott were married in May 2006 and have been going broke ever since. This is the first child for Spelling and second child for McDermott, who has a son from a previous marriage.
The countdown is now on to see if we'll get pics of little Liam before actual photos of Jayden James Federline.
A source close to the couple says: "Everyone is happy and healthy."
With the exception of Dylan McKay, that is. We assume he's off brooding somewhere.