We know, we know: there are few things less shocking in this world than Kate Moss nude?
And that even includes Moss taking back Pete Doherty after his latest brush with the law.
Nevertheless, we figured it was worth informing our readers that the model and former cocaine addict is gracing the cover of Numero, a Japanese publication.
And she isn't wearing a shirt!
Sorry, guys, there are no giant boobs to be seen. But there are plenty of ribs and tiny waist lines to take a gander at on this tiny beauty. She and Keira Knightley really need to sit down for a meal together.
Anyway, Moss appears without a top on the cover of a magazine during the same week that Keeley Hazell is also almost nude for the world to see. Which, really, isn't news, either. Sorry about that.
We'll try to stick with more unexpected stories in the future. Like the fact that Charlotte Church is pregnant. Congrats to the singer are in order.