TomKat: Giving Suri Cruise a Little Brother?

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Are Tom Cruise and his brainwashed, submissive, mute, formerly hot wife expecting yet another visit from the stork in the near future?

According to TMZ, a TomKat confidante went to trendy West Hollywood baby boutique Petit Tresor last week, looking for four "scenarios" for a boy's nursery.

Suri Scores Toys

The friend of Cruise and Katie Holmes was overheard saying:

"We want to be prepared for a baby boy."

Awesome.

We're told the interested themes for unnamed baby boy's room were: sports, nursery rhyme, Scientology, cartoon and the color blue.

Just kidding about the middle one. What would that consist of, though? A bunch of aliens landing and populating the planet and jumping on couches, probably.

Anyway. The estimated cost for an eggshell, blue-themed room alone is a steep $45,000 - but includes a custom-made blue and white antique crib, blue bedding and blue walls with floating clouds, so it's so worth it.

Well, if you're having an alien baby, anyway. Personally, we'd save our money for more important things. Like a Lauren Conrad-inspired wardrobe.

Moving on. The shop was also given a deadline of April 15, three days before little Asian cutie Suri Cruise's first birthday, to come up with the designs.

If the Cruises are expecting a little brother for Suri in the near future, the question is: Is Katie Holmes already preggers, or will said boy arrive via a Third World shopping spree?

Regardless of whether Katie is knocked up like Bridget Moynahan or hunting for an adopted child abroad like Brangelina, the bottom line remains the same:

TomKat is just plain strange.

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