Tom Cruise Keeps His Woman On a Tight Leash
Tom Cruise hearts Katie Holmes.
A lot.
So much so that the crazy, male half of TomKat is going to spend every day on the set of her new film.
Every. Single. Day.
According to the New York Post, Katie Holmes will be going to Shreveport, La., to begin work on Mad Money, a chick-buddy-heist flick also starring Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah, in the next month or so.
And the ever-present, possibly insane Tom has told the producers that he's planning to be on set every day, with baby Suri Cruise in tow.
What's more, an industry insider says that Tom personally chose the movie for Katie because there's no love interest for her and no love scenes.
In other words, no crotch shot potential.
Talk about a tight leash. For the record, a producer for Mad Money tells the Post he doesn't know if Cruise'll be around, and a TomKat rep had no comment.
We can only wonder if Scientology handlers will be on hand as well. You know, in case Katie should be propositioned by any impostors.

March 25th, 2007 5:36 AM
Tom Cruise likes to be fucked in his butt with Katie's vibrating 23 inch strap on cock, that shoots artificial loads up his butt! Any woman that actually marries, dates or does anything serious with such a wacko freak boy, is dumber and more nuts than he is, which is infinitely crazy... His Scientology "Cult" is much, much crazier and worse than every cult that's ever existed or that will exist; Scientology is a church, that isn't even a church and to call it one is disgusting and blasphemous and in bad taste by a bunch of queers as Tom Cruise Butt sex boy is...