Tom Cruise is a Baller (of Suri's Mom)

Granted, that's his wife. But rumors have been swirling that Katie Holmes may be pregnant once again, so we can only speculate that all of Tom Cruise's weekend balling wasn't confined to the basketball court...

As for the woman on the far right, that's Suri Cruise's grandma. Or Katie Holmes' mama, to put it another way. As was the case the previous time we spotted her, she looks absolutely thrilled to be with her nutty family members - as one can only expect, given the non-stop excitement that is TomKat.

Most likely they're on their way to some sort of sweet Scientology seminar. Or a soccer game. We know Tom Cruise also enjoys balls of that sort.

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