Note to Spencer Pratt: If we ever see you at Hyde, we might just have to beat the living crap out of you. Which shouldn't be that hard. So consider yourself warned.
This is not because The Hollywood Gossip is out to get people or enjoys violent conflict. It's simply because Spencer Pratt fills us with blinding, unrelenting rage. Basically, watching him on The Hills makes us want to channel our inner Jason Wahler and go postal.
It was probably during last night's clothing-store scene â" when Spencer was asking Heidi Montag to move in with him while constantly pawing at her â" that we realized how bad this guy needs a boot to the f*%king skull.
Of course, as Entertainment Weekly wryly notes, the way he so selflessly dedicates himself to being creepily manipulative for our viewing pleasure is nothing short of miraculous.
Taking a break from Spencer for a second, the gang starts off the episode gearing up for the best New Year's Eve ever. We're also informed that the lovely Whitney Port, LC's fellow intern, is also a decent softball player.
Seriously, she can really drive the ball!
In addition to planning a hot NYE at the nightclub Area, everyone was also acting determined to make amends after the great Heidi-Lauren rift.
"I feel like, 2006 was a hard year on our friendship, and I want to spend New Year's with her," Heidi tells Spencer.
On the big night, he kept repeating how much he despised her friends and the fact that she "chooses them" over him. As if a girl can't have both a boyfriend as well as female friends. That'd just be too f*%ked up.
So it goes in the mind of Spencer Pratt, however. Why is Brody Jenner even friends with this tool again? At dinner, before they met up with the group at Area, Spencer told Heidi:
"I don't even want to go to the club. I just want to take you home right now. But you have another boyfriend named Lauren Conrad."
Blinding, unfocused and unrelenting rage.
Things were much cheerier on Lauren's side, thankfully, where her big plan for self-improvement in 2007 was to take kickboxing with Audrina Patridge.
Hey, every girl's gotta have a New Year's resolution. Lauren's pal from Laguna Beach, Lo, also paid a nice visit. Moreover, Lauren met a pal of a pal of Audrina's (vacationing from Colorado) who she could smooch on New Year's, too!
We've loving Lauren's newfound interest in regular guys, by the way. Maybe it's just that Heidi dates Spencer. But it shows LC's not as superficial as may of her peers.
Heidi, meanwhile, seemed intent on her underlying goal to destroy her friendship with Lauren (or what's left of it) by blabbing to Lo about Spencer suggesting they move in together - without mentioning it to her roomie. WTF!
Then, taking a page str8 outta Spencer's playbook, she got all pensive and pouty at midnight when no one, like, was paying attention to her. Absolutely classic Heidi.
Days later, Spencer was still at it.
"I've been thinking a lot," he told Heidi. "I think it's really rude that you've chosen Lauren over me."
And our blood pressure keeps on rising.
NEXT WEEK: The return of Brody Jenner (amazing how he keeps turning up) as well as that girl Jen. Plus, Lauren Conrad's big 21st birthday!
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March 19th, 2007 5:26 PM
After obsessively watching The Hills over and over, morning, noon and night, on TV reruns and on the computer, I must first query, IS ANYONE ELSE WASTING AS MUCH TIME ON THIS MOST GUILTY OF PLEASURES AS I DO??? OMGZ!!!
Anyway, here are my points:
A) After watching it again and again, I am not so sure Heidi is so at fault. First, she asked Lauren if Lauren wanted to go to Santa Barbara with her and Spencer, i.e. at least she made the invite. Second, she now seems genuinely worried, concerned and thinking about the whole Lauren, Spencer, moving out, moving in, time-space dilemma. Third, she looks damn good while doing it, too!
B) Lauren is a very nice, smart, girl next door, but ... SHE NEEDS A BOYFRIEND. This whole Heidi/Spencer problem would be SO OVER if she just had something to get her mind off them and get it busy with HER NEW MAN. By the way, she looks great!
C) Whitney looks like a natural athlete and MADE GREAT CONTACT WITH THE BALL. What RANGE! What a BABE!
D) I must disagree with some comments previously re Audrina. I enjoy her on every show and would like to see even more of her. It is now becoming apparent HOW NICE SHE IS. See how she has taken Lauren under her wing and is including her, et al. I LOVE AUDRINA. Oh, and fyi, I think Audrina is the HOTTEST HOTTIE ON THE PLANET!!!
Just one man's opinion.
SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
April 5th, 2007 2:57 PM
Looks to me like Heidi only invited Lauren to Santa Barbara because she knew she wouldn't want to go! Can you imagine what Spencer would have said if Lauren said, "Sure, I'll go!" There's no way he would have let Lauren come with him and Heidi to Santa Barbara! This invite was only to score some kind of mental brownie points with Lauren and probably the viewers too. Case in point - Heidi can say, "Well I invited you to Santa Barbara with us and you said no!" But Heidi knew her precious little trip with controling Spencer was safe...she knew Lauren would say no before she ever asked the question. So forgive me if I don't think Heidi is so much at fault.
October 6th, 2008 8:35 AM
i never seen that eposide but i know whats going on it's not ture and it was not heidi flet is was preze hilton