The Hills Recap: Enough is Enough, Dammit

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As another enthralling episode of The Hills began last night, Whitney and Lauren were scheduled to work on a major photo shoot at Teen Vogue.

But Whitney Port, bless her heart, is "just soooo over it."

Heidi's Dance Moves

She's tired of being someone's intern - some of us here at the Hollywood Gossip feel the same way - and wants more out of this roller coaster ride they call life. Some of us (cough, Brody Jenner) are content with boring lives. Not Whitney!

But it's not abject misery at Teen Vogue yet. Whitney's sister, Jade, gets a totally awesome opportunity to be a part of a "real kids" photo spread for Teen Vogue, while Whitney works the shoot. Which is cool, except for the bitch photo editor, who is, like, a stickler for detail.

Needless to say, our girls do some serious eye-rolling.

Lauren's estranged BFF, Heidi Montag goes to Santa Barbara with her loser man, Spencer, for the weekend, leaving LC to sit and stew at the West Hollywood Villas.

The two make a plan to have a Heidi and Lauren alone night on Monday, after Heidi gets back from the weekend. Then things get real interesting when Audrina Patridge asks LC if she can set her up with her guy's roommate - and Lauren actually agrees!

When Audrina goes a step further and asks Lauren Conrad about Brody, Lauren makes a face like she's totally done with him. Yessssss. The man is hunky, no doubt - but after that crap he pulled last week, Lauren should have kicked Brody to the curb and we're glad she did.

The night of the exciting double date comes and Lauren's guy is, like a hockey player and he's soooo cute. In a very weird way, he reminds us of Jason Wahler. Only nicer. And not getting arrested every time we turn around.

Anyway. The girls have such a nice time and Lauren seems really happy for the first time in like, forever.

Up in Santa Barbara, Spencer Pratt and Heidi stroll along the beach and make all million viewers of the show simultaneously nauseous. They decide to stay another day, but Heidi calls LC and makes plans to meet at the apartment for dinner.

Audrina calls Lauren and asks if she wants to meet the guys for sushi, but Lauren turns her down for Heidi. Which is totally nice. But then Lauren gets home... and finds a note from Heidi saying she went to the movies with Spencer.

Oh. Snap. That girl has some kind of f*%king nerve.

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Jade is pretty nice, im sitting with her right now studying for our final at five. Sanny- we all know you are lying, Jade doesn't know who you are...Jade really enjoys listening to Britney Spears, hanging out in her room, and going on walks to Jamba Juice. shes a pretty skilled dancer, just ask Phyllis, and she really likes eating in dining halls.

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Yeah, Jades a nice girl, I'm good friends with her and have been since we were young. The Port family are amazing bright beautiful people. Family BQ's at there house are the best. Be jealous I live in LA bitches. <3

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Jade is such a good model...she should continue. She's sooo nice and she has a stunning presence and her look is hot...she is really natural and has a fresh face..LUV U JADE!!!...ur HOT!!!!!

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omg i cant belive heidi after she found out bout spencer she still went back to him and ditched lc
how gay hasnt she heard of the quote
"i agree with the dictionary
girls before guys and friend before love"
i swear heidi does not deserve a friend like lc not after wat she put lc through
and she cant talk bout jason and how he olayed lc coz spencer is doin excatly the same thing but worse

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THA' HiLLS iS AMAZiNG. i L0VE LAUREN, AUDRiNA, AND HEiDi. i MiSS LAUREN iN LAGUNA BEACH, TH0UGH! BUT, HER FASHi0N LiFE iS SO0 AMAZiNG!
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her vagina

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LOVE WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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JADE PORT IS SOOOOOOOO HOOOT AND SOOOO NICE I AM IN

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JADE PORT IS SOOOOO HOTTTTTT and sooo nice

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SPENCER IS A COMPLETE DORK HEIDI CAN SOOOOOOOOOO TO BETTER THAN THAT!!!!! I WAS ACTUALLY PRITTY DESAPOINTED IN HEIDI THIS SEASON SHE DITCHES LC FOR SPENCER WHAT THE HELL.

Lauren Conrad Biography

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Born
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Laguna Beach, California
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Lauren Katherine Conrad

Lauren Conrad Quotes

Someone with a great sense of humor is the most important thing, and someone who really supports me in everything I do... I don’t ever want to make an excuse for trying to work hard and having my own life. I love a guy that supports that and loves that.

Lauren Conrad [on men]

I don’t feel girly without long hair! There is something so sexy about having long blonde hair. It’s so feminine.

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