Perez Hilton writes about celebrities on his blog, supplementing seriously lame jokes with crude illustrations scrawled on copyrighted photos he doesn't pay for or cite.

So naturally, his birthday party this weekend was, like, a big deal.

Not as big as Melanie Brown. But big.

The quote-unquote Gossip Gangsta, who gets sued a lot, actually drew some pretty big stars for his b-day bash, held at the SoCal hotspot, The Roxy.

He celebrated the 29th anniversary of him not dying wth the likes of Paris Hilton, John Stamos (really), buddies Amy Winehouse, Kelly Osbourne and Dita Von Teese Friday.

Fortunately (for them), other stars had bigger and better plans.

Mark McGrath, Cheryl Burke and fellow Dancing With the Stars phenom Joey Fatone opted to party at Hyde, while the luscious Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving Teddy's blasting Nelly Furtado's "Give it to Me."

We can only assume that "Buttons" (by the Pussycat Dolls) and "I Wanna F*%k You" (Akon feat. Snoop Dogg) are also on Lindsay Lohan's iPod playlist.

Anyway, happy birthday Perez, you tool. For what it's worth, we were a lot more jazzed about Kevin Federline's birthday party in Vegas. Sucka.