Perez Hilton writes about celebrities on his blog, supplementing seriously lame jokes with crude illustrations scrawled on copyrighted photos he doesn't pay for or cite.
So naturally, his birthday party this weekend was, like, a big deal.
Not as big as Melanie Brown. But big.
The quote-unquote Gossip Gangsta, who gets sued a lot, actually drew some pretty big stars for his b-day bash, held at the SoCal hotspot, The Roxy.
Fortunately (for them), other stars had bigger and better plans.
Mark McGrath, Cheryl Burke and fellow Dancing With the Stars phenom Joey Fatone opted to party at Hyde, while the luscious Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving Teddy's blasting Nelly Furtado's "Give it to Me."
Anyway, happy birthday Perez, you tool. For what it's worth, we were a lot more jazzed about Kevin Federline's birthday party in Vegas. Sucka.