Sienna Miller On Jude Law, Jon Heder On Dating & More: The Week in Celebrity Quotes

Thanks to Us Weekly for this fun compilation ...

"Everything about him. He's an incredibly brilliant, intelligent, funny, charismatic, vivacious, kind, beautiful, rich... Don't put the last thing."
-- Sienna Miller on what originally attracted her to former boyfriend Jude Law

"You become a movie star and sexy because you're up there larger than life, but it's not really justified. I know what I look like in the morning."
-- Sandra Bullock on her movie star looks

"Fine! He's not selling crack. Thank you, Lord!"
-- Chris Rock on what his parents thought of his career choice

"Will loves whatever I put on. That's the beauty of Will. The only thing is that Will doesn't like to see my feet exposed."
-- Jada Pinkett Smith on husband Will Smith

"Will is so f*%king hilarious, and he's got to be one of the sweetest people on the planet. But just between you and me, off the record: I would love to see him go motherf*%king down."
-- Will Arnett on pal Will Ferrell

"I have a problem where when I think I'm looking friendly, I look like I want to kill someone."
-- Eric Bana on his trademark gaze

"I had my first kiss when I was 17 or 18. The second time we kissed I got a little excited and I was wearing these really loose shorts that didn't leave much to the imagination. From then on I wore tighter jeans."
-- Jon Heder on teenage dating woes

"We were at sniper training, my leg was shaking, and I'm thinking, 'God, you know, I used to be a thrill seeker, nothing scared me; and now I've got two little ones at home.' I was always flying around in fifth gear and now I'm down to two."
-- Mark Wahlberg on how being a dad gave him second thoughts when shooting action scenes for Shooter

"I was surrounded by this cast of young actors who looked totally chiseled. I kept saying to myself, 'Get it together.' I really trained hard doing running and push-ups and a lot of laps in the pool."
-- Terrence Howard (who is not dating Naomi Campbell) on wearing tiny swim trunks in Pride.

"I didn't want to upstage Terrence. I went to the director and said, 'When I was growing up they used to call me 'lumberjack.' I could have been a porn star.'"
-- Bernie Mac on not having to wear tiny swim trunks in Pride