Photo Finish: Topless Matthew McConaughey vs. Topless Owen Wilson

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We know many men out there want to see more of Kate Moss topless.

No? Is it actually nude Tricia Helfer you're after?

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Well, sorry, fellas, this post is all for the ladies. The fairer gender has a difficult decision to make. Do they vote for Matthew McConaughey and a body that is more chiseled than the Statue of David?

Or do they feast their eyes instead on the doughy goofiness of Owen Wilson?

Write in and let us know who you prefer. Meanwhile, guys can at least relax because they needn't make such rash choices. They can just enjoy topless Kim Kardashian in peace.

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Matthew McConaughey Quotes

Levi was gonna stay home, but then he said, 'Dad, mom, I wanna go support mom's purses!' At 30 days old, he's talking about stuff like that!

Matthew McConaughey

To my father, who I know he's up there right now with a big pot of gumbo. He's got a lemon meringue pie over there, he's probably in his underwear and he's got a cold can of Miller Lite and he's probably dancing right now. To you, Dad, you taught me what it means to be a man.

Matthew McConaughey