by Free Britney at

Our counterparts at TMZ have learned that actor Jeff Goldblum has filed a restraining order against a 44-year-old woman, claiming that she has shown up to his house "unannounced and uninvited 20 times in the past month and over 50 times in the last three months."

In court documents regarding the stalking, filed yesterday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Goldblum claims a woman has:

"Sent harassing and threatening letters, stalked me at various locations, physically attacked my employee and accosted me."

No word on whether the alleged stalker is friends with Naomi Campbell.

According to the documents, Linda Ransom (who, we have to say, has a great name for a crazy stalker) met Goldblum at an acting school in L.A. where Goldblum teaches.

She then began showing up at various locations where he performed with his jazz band, The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra.

In a statement included in the court documents, Ransom offered the explanation that she was just trying to get Goldblum to "support my efforts to complete my research and screenplay as accurate [sic] as possible."

Riiight. That's what we told the cops before Kristin Cavallari got a restraining order on us. We know from experience, Linda, that you've gotta do a lot better than that.

This just goes to show that it's not just the beautiful young starlets like Hilary Duff who have to deal with stalking. Established, but lower-profile acting stars like Goldblum and Drake Hogestyn have to cope with wackos too.

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by Free Britney at

Before checking in to rehab at Promises in Malibu for the second time last week, the amazing Britney Spears enjoyed a strange, bewildering day - with two new friends.

Bright and early on February 17, a newly bald Britney arrived at L.A.'s chic Mondrian hotel, ready to catch some rays. But the star was denied a room due to lack of credit cards or cash.

Brit Squats

By 11 a.m., the undeterred mother of Jayden James Federline had stripped down to her bra and panties poolside, leaving observers wondering if another Britney crotch shot was soon to come. She then proceeded to shave her legs in the pool bathroom.

"It was sad," says a witness. "It looked like she really needed a friend."

It turns out Britney Spears got two.

Well, at least for a few hours.

Around noon, Spears (then in her super hot blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit.

The shorn one then followed her new friend to her hotel room where - after changing into the borrowed bikini - she raided the minibar.

"She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them," said the witness, apparently appalled that Britney is rivaling Lindsay Lohan for the title of Hollywood's top lush.

What happened when the group returned poolside? Not any girl-on-girl action from what we can tell. But it's a damn good thing Kevin Federline took the kids away and forced their crazy mama into rehab. Yikes.

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