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What is John Mayer up to in this picture?

His relationship with Jessica Simpson appears to be going very well - so he can probably simply ask her upstairs if he wants to see whether her body is a wonderland.

Jessica Simpson Hand Tattoo

Plus, we know Jess likes to get wasted on her own. You ain't gotta be sneaky about it.

Mayer and Simpson entered the club Stereo together recently after a concert by the lame, floppy-haired artist. They settled in to the VIP area, arm in arm, where it appears as though John is up to something sneaky.

At one point, while standing on top of the banquette, Mayer danced to David Bowie's "Let's Dance." And when Beyonce's "Crazy In Love" came on, Simpson got up to shake her booty, as well.

The couple, of course has been spotted out together for months, including stops in Miami, New York and Los Angeles, but as of yet have remained relatively mum about their relationship.

At his Madison Square Garden concert, Mayer thanked his parents and the audience for their support over the years. "It's all because of you," he said of his success, adding later, "For everything that sucks [such as Antonella Barba] in life, there's something that helps recover it."

At the party, when Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" came on, Simpson danced in front of Mayer with her back to him When it came time to go, the twosome huddled close together and he kissed as they made their way out of the club.

Awwww ....

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Sorry, Nicole Richie.

When your anorexic ass is thrown into state prison after your second DUI conviction later this year, you won't enjoy the company of Foxy Brown.

A Manhattan judge just spared Foxy from a year in jail for violating her probation by traveling out of New York without permission, TMZ reports.

The volatile rapper pleaded guilty on Thursday morning to violating the probation that stemmed from a fight at a New York nail salon in 2004.

Last month, Brown had traveled to Florida and was arrested February 15 in yet another violent dust-up at a beauty supply store.

In an incident that would no doubt make Naomi Campbell beam with pride, the Foxy one was charged with resisting an officer and simple battery.

But Brown and Pete Doherty must have the same awesome lawyer, because Judge Melissa Jackson allowed Brown (real name: Inga Marchand) to continue with her probation when she could have faced a year behind bars. However, Judge Jackson warned that next time, Foxy might not get a free pass.

Here's hoping Howard K. Stern doesn't get one of those either.

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Some things are surprising: There's a magazine in England called "Zoo."

Others are expected: Keeley Hazell is almost nude within the pages of it...

Keeley Hazell Nude Pic

The lingerie model is one to give Antonella Barba a run for her scantily clad money, as both beauties have an affection for their own skin. But only Hazell, of course, has put out a sex tape so far.

Well, not only Hazell. Kim Kardashian also has done so.

And Dustin Diamond.

And someone named Melanie Martinez.

Moreover, is there any doubt Barba will release one at some point? You should really just ignore this entire post.

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Sorry, Selita Ebanks. Apparently you're still single.

The Hollywood Gossip staff made a rare error when we previously reported that this Victoria's Secret model was married to Nick Cannon after just a few weeks of dating. Turns out they are both technically single.

Selita Ebanks Naked

But they're more in love than Brody Jenner and [insert name of hot, rich babe of the mont here].

"Selita's amazing," Cannon said simply, adding that the beauty has changed him from a player to a ... non-player, we surmise.

The actor, of course, has seen Kim Kardashian nude because he used to date the famous stylist. Then again, we've all seen Kim Kardashian nude at this point and most of us have never met her.

As for Selita, that's a weird name. Here's what she has to say about her marital status:

I'm not married ... We're just two young people and we're happy. I laugh a lot and he laughs a lot and I think that's what's important."

Well, that and making sure a reality TV show keeps track of you and your husband at all times.

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He's rich, dates hot chicks and spends most of his time on the L.A. club scene. And for no known reason other than his name and good looks.

It's the American Dream personified. Ladies, you could date this man next. But for now, here's Details Magazine's inside look at some notable female companions of the great Brody Jenner.

Rock Bottom?

Slideshow and text credits: Details (follow link to the magazine's original story).

KRISTIN CAVALLARI

Her Claim to Fame: Best known as "the bitchy one" on MTV's Laguna Beach, Cavallari, 20, was also linked to then-USC star Matt Leinart in 2004 and Nick Lachey in 2006.
How They Hooked Up: Jenner and Cavallari coupled up after crossing paths at a party for Stuff magazine.
Staying Power: Kristin and Brody were together from September 2005 until August 2006 - an eternity for the Prince of Malibu. Presumably, in their time together, Jenner saw a lot of this.
The Drama: Post-breakup, Kristin Cavallari stepped out in a T-shirt reading YOU CAN HAVE HIM, presumably aimed at Nicole Richie (see below). Jenner, in his typical laid-back style, responded in People: "I'm guessing she's talking about her dog, which she left at my house months ago."

LINDSAY LOHAN

Her Claim to Fame: Hard partying and a list of trysts nearly as long as her filmography. Past boy toys include Wilmer Valderrama, Colin Farrell, Joaquin Phoenix, Jude Law, Jared Leto, and Brett Ratner.
How They Hooked Up: The two were introduced by Lohan's hairstylist (whom Jenner knew from L.A.) while out at New York's Bungalow 8.
Staying Power: One magical night. Recently, Brody and Lohan left a New York club together. He was spotted exiting Lohan's hotel the next morning.
The Drama: Jenner and Lindsay Lohan both denied sleeping together, but that doesn't mean Jenner didn't relish the speculation, telling People, "I had a great time in New York. Lindsay's a sweet girl."

NICOLE RICHIE

Her Claim to Fame: Nicole, who is Lionel Richie's adopted daughter, is also Paris Hilton's on-again-off-again BFF.
How They Hooked Up
: Jenner and Nicole Richie met as kids â€" Lionel Richie and Brody's mom, actress-songwriter Linda Thompson, go way back. They only started "dating" after Richie called off her engagement to DJ AM, and depending on what you read, Brody and his friend hatched a plan where he would increase his own celebrity by making her eat.
Staying Power: Bichie lasted three months, starting in August 2006.
The Drama: Their relationship ended amid questions. Richie wrote on her MySpace page: "I know there are rumors regarding my ‘breakup' with Brody Jenner. The truth is, we were never really together. We hung out, and he's a nice guy, but my heart was never in it. Anything further is just a cry for publicity."

LAUREN CONRAD

Her Claim to Fame: Conrad (known to many as LC) was, like, Cavallari's nemesis on Laguna Beach and currently stars on its hit spin-off, The Hills, in which she interns at Teen Vogue.
How They Hooked Up: Check out season 2 of The Hills and watch the drama unfold... live! Well, sort of. Jenner and Conrad were set up by their respective best friends â€" Jenner's quote-unquote publicist, Spencer Pratt, and Conrad's bubbly Hills co-star, Heidi Montag â€" who are now dating (and making everyone around them sick, but that's a subject for another time.
Staying Power: Three weeks, maybe four. Possibly back on.
The Drama: Talk about killing them with kindness. According to Life & Style, during her liaison with Jenner, Lauren Conrad provoked Richie at another L.A. hot spot by being overly friendly. Richie reportedly cried, "LC just keeps saying hi to me over and over again. I can't stand it!"

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Supermodel Gisele Bundchen wants to spread more than her legs.

We're talking about her good genes - something boyfriend Tom Brady would certain contribute nicely to. In the new issue of Italian Vanity Fair, the Victoria's Secret model revealed that she wants a big family.

Gisele

When the magazine asked Bundchen whether she wants kids, she replied, "I'd be lying if I said no - my parents have been married for 35 years and have six children. Thing is, I'm just 26 years old, so I have plenty of time."

The fact that boyfriend of two months, New England Patriots quarterback Brady, is now expecting a child with his ex-girlfriend, Six Degrees actress Bridget Moynahan, hasn't fazed the couple.

Bundchen brought Brady on vacation to Italy recently, and designer Stefano Gabbana told Vanity Fair at Milan Fashion Week: "They looked really good together. He is gorgeous, and if you ask me they are very much in love."

What else did the Brazilian beauty say? Excerpts from the interview below:

On love:
"It's one of the most beautiful things in life, but you have to live it the right way," she told the mag. "You have to be able to give love before you can receive it.''

On staying in touch with ex Leonardo DiCaprio and his family:
"Certainly we still see each other - I am really fond [Leonardo DiCaprio's] family. When you are with a person for a long time it's natural that you get tied to their family, but they are separate from the relationship between him and me."

On her life in New York:
"I really love dancing, but I can assure you that when I am working I never go to parties or nightclubs."

THG NOTE: We hope Britney Spears is listening.

On keeping it low-key:
"The days that I am busy I very rarely go out in the evening. I prefer to stay at home and cook for my friends."

On her hobbies:
"I also adore sports, it's a passion I have had ever since I was a little girl."

On being a woman of the people:
"Thinking about it, the only difference between me and other people is that I travel a lot more."

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Anna Nicole Smith will be remembered Friday in the Bahamas in a service befitting her flamboyant life.

"It will be a very beautiful Anna Nicole send-off," Patrik Simpson, a friend of Smith who is helping to organize the memorial, told the Associated Press on Wednesday. "Of course it will be over the top because it's Anna Nicole."

Playboy Bunny

He's not kidding. The service might be crazier than a girls night out with Tara Conner.

About 300 guests will attend the service at a church filled with pink flowers â€" her favorite color â€" and a well-known but as-yet undisclosed singer will perform, Simpson said. Our guess is that it won't be Bobby Brown.

Simpson's partner, Pol Atteu, who designed more than a dozen dresses for Smith, created the custom gown in which she will be buried in a "very elegant" casket.

The key players from the entire saga, of course, will be there. Howard K. Stern will bring his fake tears.

Along with Larry Birkhead and Anna's mother, Virgie Arthur, Stern has to submit a list of 100 guests he wished to invite to the funeral. But only about 30 people will attend the more private burial at Lakeview Memorial Gardens & Mausoleums.

The Friday burial only got the final green light on Wednesday, when a Florida court rejected an appeal by Arthur, to gain custody of her daughter's body. No word on whether Dannielynn will be there to say goodbye to her mommy.

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And you thought Simon Cowell was just plain mean.

Turns out the American Idol judge can be quite sympathetic when it comes to hot and horny contestants named Antonella Barba.

Original X Factor Panel

Cowell has weighed in on the controversy surrounding the scandalous photos of this hopeful singer.

"I think it's disgraceful that so-called friends would sell these pictures," he told People magazine at a Playboy Mansion party for the E! show The Girls Next Door and the launch of the new Ryan Seacrest-produced reality series Paradise City. "It's private property. I really, really have a problem with that â€" big problem."

Simon is one of the few males out there that have a problem with Antonella Barba pics. But we see his point.

Cowell also had a point to make about this year's batch of competitors.

"If you want to do as well as someone like Jennifer Hudson you've got to be great, and we're not seeing enough great, but they're getting better ...We're going to weed out the bad ones."

After last night, maybe Simon has a better opinion of a few Idol ladies. Melinda Doolittle, for instance, was mighty impressive.

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The Lexington Herald-Leader recently caught up with our favorite redeemed beauty queen, Tara Conner:

I read that you are up for a starring role in a Broadway production of Chicago. Is that true?
I have been talking with the people at Chicago, so, you know, I've been working with them a little. I'm not sure when this is going to take place, or if, but it's a possibility that it could. I'm not sure yet.

* The Hollywood Gossip note: First Ashlee Simpson and now Tara Conner. This show really goes after the most talented, huh?

What was your rehab experience?
Rehab for me was basically like an awakening. I had troubles. We all have issues we have to deal with. It's kind of funny that it happened during my reign as Miss USA.

(It was) the worst time for that to happen, but in the same sense, it was the best time for all of this to happen. It made me truly appreciate the little things in life, made me truly appreciate my job and the role in this society. It humbled me a lot. It taught me how to be honest. It taught me to be the genuine Tara. I didn't know who she was.

* The Hollywood Gossip note: She's someone that talks in the third person, obviously. We can't wait to hear what Britney Spears has to say about the Britney Spears stint in rehab.

What kinds of things did you discover about yourself while you were there?
There was a lot of things -- being dishonest. I was very dishonest before. I had many masks that I wore on a daily basis, basically just out fear of unacceptance. I felt inadequate. It was a very, very hard time for me.

I learned to find my confidence and my self-esteem. I learned that I can face this life without fear because that's what holds us back. I don't have to wear a mask. It's kind of like: "Take me or leave me, love me or leave me," because this is who I am, this is what I've done, but this is how I am today, and that's what really matters.

We've heard a lot of stories lately of young, famous women (e.g. Lindsay Lohan) having problems with addiction and heading into rehab. What effect do you think this has on the public's perception of addiction and rehabilitation?
I hope this has the correct effect. A lot of people assume that addicts and alcoholics are people who let things get out of control, they don't take responsibility. A lot of people look at it as an easy way out.

To be quite honest, rehab is one of the hardest things you can ever go through. It's not the hardest thing. Because you have to sit down and you have to face yourself and you have to work through your stuff. No one wants to sit down and look themselves dead in the eye and admit, "This is your flaw. This is a flaw of yours."

How do you think your time as Miss USA will change future pageants? Do you think this has changed the public's perception of pageant queens and those people up on stage?
I used to look at pageant queens and think to myself, "Wow, they're perfect. I could never be them." In a lot of my interviews, people would say, "Did you expect to win?" and I'd say, "I went into complete shock." I didn't think that I was lucky enough. And when I said I didn't think I was lucky enough, deep down I thought, "I'm not perfect. How am I ever supposed to pull off this job that's perfect?" ... We're not perfect women. We're humans just like everybody else. We all make mistakes, we all have our own problems. I'm sure we can find an issue with everybody. Nobody's perfect.

* The Hollywood Gossip note: Except for fellow pageant winner, Katie Rees.

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This one's for the ladies.

We know there are an abundance of pictures of gals going wild on this site, and we apologize - but sometimes, almost nude Antonella Barba pictures must be shown to the public. You gotta take the bad with the good.

Lovely Eyes

We'll make it up to you, though. Here are some pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal at the premiere of his new movie, Zodiac. The handsome, 26-year-old, baby-faced Brokeback Mountain star is as charming as he is talented.

Needless to say, former girlfriends Natalie Portman and Kirsten Dunst don't know what they're missing. Or maybe they do. Regardless, it's nice that this bachelor has a good support network, including BFF Lance Armstrong, future brother-in-law Peter Sarsgaard and baby niece Ramona by his side at this big event.

Interestingly, Zodiac is the second film in under two years to be made about the Zodiac serial killer. The first, titled The Zodiac, starred Grey's Anatomy hunk Justin Chambers.

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