Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton to Teach Fatties How to Not Eat

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What's next, Ryan Seacrest teaching truck drivers how to be metrosexual?

It's possible, considering the host of American Idol also works for the E! network - and it's that channel that has come up genius idea of pairing celebrities with real-life people that need insight only certain stars can deliver.

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For example: Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton will be counseling overweight campers on the fifth season of The Simple Life. Apparently these folks needs celebs known for being rich and promiscuous to teach them how to vomit up dinner.

"They are going to be camp counselors at one camp in the Southern California Mountains," says an E! spokesperson. "The camp has five different themes. Each week will be a different theme. And yes, one week is a weight loss/fitness camp. It's not a fat camp."

So at this fat camp, individuals will be heeding the advice of someone recently hospitalized for weighing 67 pounds and not drinking enough liquids to remain upright. Sounds like a winning idea to us.

We assume the next reality show will be Heather Mills showing poor women how to marry for money.

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hey paris is soooooooooo hot and her body is absolutely great if she wants to teach us how NOT to eat we won't eat at all

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hey paris,
i have a project due at school thursday March 22 and i was wondering if u could send me some in fo or at least answer this questions. 1) when u work with other ppl is it ur way or no way? and be honest with the answers and if u can please give me any other info that would be helpful thank you abbey harris

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