Lindsay Lohan: Supposedly Sober, Really Red-Headed

Move over, Jessica Simpson. You've got competition for worst celebrity hair dye job.

And it's from none other than Lindsay Lohan. We don't know if the Firecrotch was drunk again when she plopped into the salon, but fans of hers (both of you) should just be happy Lindsay didn't go all Britney Spears on her skull.

Meanwhile, we'd ask if this new look affects Brody Jenner's desire to tang that piece - but do you think he even notices anything above her chest?