Rachel Smith was recently named Miss USA. It's quite the honor, especially given the large, drunken shoes left for her by Tara Conner.

But compared to the Miss FHM crown, does anyone even care about the woman representing our country? Diana Chiafair hopes not.

The Fort Lauderdale beauty was named by readers of FHM as this year's winner. Here's a snippet of the interview she gave soon after receiving the news:

How has your life changed since you became Miss FHM?
There's a lot more traveling. My girlfriends are excited for the parties and stuff. They're always like, "What party is next?" I've never really been a huge partier, but it's fun for them.

 

What have guys done to get your attention?
I've had a couple of marriage proposals. I guess they're not used to meeting a good girl who does stuff like pose in sexy outfits. I think they like the idea of a pretty girl with a good head on her shoulders. They'll say, "You don't find that often. Will you marry me?"

Bam Margera had the honor of having you escort him into the bachelor party FHM Online recently threw him. What did you think of that experience?
It was wild! They were really cool but, for me, I'm not really in the party scene. I kind of just sat there and took it all in. I was like, "Wow!"

Based on the pictures of Chiafair we've uncovered, let's introduce her to Katie Rees as soon as possible.