Kimberly Stewart: Worst Pole Dancer Ever

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You'd think hanging out with Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian would help you perfect your pole dancing skills.

But Kimberly Stewart is proof to the contrary.

A Kimberly Stewart Pic

The spoiled daughter of Rod Stewart hosted a party in Miami last night and got up on stage in what appears to be a mumu of some sort. Apparently Tricia Helfer didn't give Kimberly the message that naked is hot; mumus are not. 

We recommend that Kimberly talk to Cindy Crawford and/or Pamela Anderson for pole dancing and stripping advice. Go straight to the experts, honey.

Based on her former line of work, there's also a good chance that Heather Mills could offer a plethora of tips, as well.

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