Only, so we took some creative liberties there.
A Porsche driven by Keanu Reeves merely "grazed" a photographer, who was still taken by ambulance to the hospital, authorities said Tuesday.
The accident occurred about 7:30 p.m. Monday in the Rancho Palos Verdes section of Los Angeles, according to the Sheriff's Department.
"Reeves pulled out of a parking space parallel to the curb and grazed a paparazzo standing in the street in front of Mr. Reeves's 1996 Porsche," says a sheriff's statement.
"The man fell to the ground. Paramedics were summoned and treated the man at the scene. He was then transported via ambulance to a local hospital for further treatment."
The nature of his injuries was not known - but the real issue at hand is why Keanu Reeves is driving a 1996 model if he's supposedly this hot shot actor. Guarantee the Olsen twins have nicer rides than that.
Anyway, this was the latest injury involving a celebrity and a photographer. Police say singer James Blunt also was involved in an accident last month in which a man's foot was run over while Blunt tried to drive through a crowd.
And, as some of you might remember, Lane Garrison...
Oh Forget it. Reeves was not available for comment.