Kate Middleton, Prince William Discuss Wedding Plans

That could be what they're doing in this picture, right?

Kate Middleton, at least, looks like quite the happy English gal as she takes a look at her man. And why wouldn't she be? This British babe is one proposal away from royalty.

If Prince William would just get his act together, these two kids would be well on their way to the altar and a life of castle partying. Come on, Bill, go ahead and pop the question already.

François-Henri Pinault already did so with Salma Hayek and look how happy those two are. We understand there's a lot of pressure involved when your proposal will lead to the next Queen of England, but man up, Prince.

And if Middleton isn't your woman, allow us to reccomend Hayden Panettiere. She's a cutie.