Josh Henderson Eats Out (With) Paris Hilton

If you catch our paraphrased Star Trek drift, it looks like Josh Henderson is preparing to boldly go where only a few hundred men have gone before.

What we're saying is that the Desperate Housewives actor is getting cozy with Paris Hilton and it's only a matter of time before he waxes that booty. Let's be honest with ourselves. She gets around... like a record. No offense, Stavros Niarchos.

The cute new duo shared a late dinner at West Hollywood hotspot eatery Koi Tuesday - and it looks like PDA was on the menu. "They weren't very shy about showcasing their affection," kissing and touching each other," a fellow diner reports.

One can only wonder how Desperate co-star Eva Longoria feels about Josh's conquest. We have a pretty good idea what another co-star, Jesse Metcalfe, is thinking. He's indifferent - that stud can sleep with whatever girl he wants.

And we all know what Randy Spelling is thinking. Something along the lines of: "Good thing I tapped that before she became a disease-ridden waste."