John Mayer Looks to Get Jessica Simpson Wasted

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What is John Mayer up to in this picture?

His relationship with Jessica Simpson appears to be going very well - so he can probably simply ask her upstairs if he wants to see whether her body is a wonderland.

Jessica Simpson Hand Tattoo

Plus, we know Jess likes to get wasted on her own. You ain't gotta be sneaky about it.

Mayer and Simpson entered the club Stereo together recently after a concert by the lame, floppy-haired artist. They settled in to the VIP area, arm in arm, where it appears as though John is up to something sneaky.

At one point, while standing on top of the banquette, Mayer danced to David Bowie's "Let's Dance." And when Beyonce's "Crazy In Love" came on, Simpson got up to shake her booty, as well.

The couple, of course has been spotted out together for months, including stops in Miami, New York and Los Angeles, but as of yet have remained relatively mum about their relationship.

At his Madison Square Garden concert, Mayer thanked his parents and the audience for their support over the years. "It's all because of you," he said of his success, adding later, "For everything that sucks [such as Antonella Barba] in life, there's something that helps recover it."

At the party, when Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" came on, Simpson danced in front of Mayer with her back to him When it came time to go, the twosome huddled close together and he kissed as they made their way out of the club.

Awwww ....

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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