John Mayer Looks to Get Jessica Simpson Wasted

What is John Mayer up to in this picture?

His relationship with Jessica Simpson appears to be going very well - so he can probably simply ask her upstairs if he wants to see whether her body is a wonderland.

Plus, we know Jess likes to get wasted on her own. You ain't gotta be sneaky about it.

Mayer and Simpson entered the club Stereo together recently after a concert by the lame, floppy-haired artist. They settled in to the VIP area, arm in arm, where it appears as though John is up to something sneaky.

At one point, while standing on top of the banquette, Mayer danced to David Bowie's "Let's Dance." And when Beyonce's "Crazy In Love" came on, Simpson got up to shake her booty, as well.

The couple, of course has been spotted out together for months, including stops in Miami, New York and Los Angeles, but as of yet have remained relatively mum about their relationship.

At his Madison Square Garden concert, Mayer thanked his parents and the audience for their support over the years. "It's all because of you," he said of his success, adding later, "For everything that sucks [such as Antonella Barba] in life, there's something that helps recover it."

At the party, when Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" came on, Simpson danced in front of Mayer with her back to him When it came time to go, the twosome huddled close together and he kissed as they made their way out of the club.

Awwww ....