No, the Desperate Housewives star doesn't plan on shaving his head.
Or ignoring Jayden James Federline.
But Jesse Metcalfe is checking into rehab, just like the Toxic singer herself.
The goal, of course, is to complete the same task that fans can only hope Britney Spears has accomplished:
Complete and utter
"On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues. He realized he had a problem and was anxious to deal with it immediately," said the actor's rep.
Co-stars, such as Eva Longoria, are actively rooting for a full recovery from this hunk.
It should help Metcalfe to know he has a beauty such as Nadine Coyle to return to.