Heather Locklear Boobs Check: Present, Perky and Accounted For

Winona Ryder's boobs are so yesterday's news.

While that star caught our attention with her cleavage flash over the weekend, an older, more beautiful actress is now keeping us abreast of her ample assets. That's right, even in her forties, Heather Locklear can feel herself up with the best of them.

We still have no idea how David Spade reportedly had the chance to touch these. But we assume Locklear ended the relationship once she saw a couple clips of Rules of Engagement.

Meanwhile, while we won't be seeing Jennifer Love Hewitt nude any time soon, we can probably expect this actress to pick up her cleavage PR campaign. She can't allow a celebrity twice her age to steal her boob thunder.

Lindsay Lohan must've been thinking the same thing during her recent GQ photo spread. Or maybe she was just wasted again.