Father of Lindsay Lohan, Michael, to be Set Free; Hide Your Daughters

As if the influence of that drunken mother, Dina Lohan, wasn't bad enough.

Now Lindsay Lohan will have to deal with the insane ramblings of her jail bird father, Michael, as well. He'll be released from prison later today.

While incarcerated, Lindsay's pop penned his daughter advice letters that suggested putting God before the dozens of men she took home every night. It wasn't the worst recommendation in the world, really.

It sure was better than, say, the sage wisdom of Sophie Anderton videotaping various sexual acts for all to see years later.

Anyway, The Hollywood Gossip believes that Lindsay is a lost cause. So we don't really care what you do or say to her, Michael. But try to remember that Ali Lohan is still young and impressionable.

Don't turn her into the next Britney Spears please.