Father of Lindsay Lohan, Michael, to be Set Free; Hide Your Daughters

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As if the influence of that drunken mother, Dina Lohan, wasn't bad enough.

Now Lindsay Lohan will have to deal with the insane ramblings of her jail bird father, Michael, as well. He'll be released from prison later today.

Lindsay Lohan WASTED Again!

While incarcerated, Lindsay's pop penned his daughter advice letters that suggested putting God before the dozens of men she took home every night. It wasn't the worst recommendation in the world, really.

It sure was better than, say, the sage wisdom of Sophie Anderton videotaping various sexual acts for all to see years later.

Anyway, The Hollywood Gossip believes that Lindsay is a lost cause. So we don't really care what you do or say to her, Michael. But try to remember that Ali Lohan is still young and impressionable.

Don't turn her into the next Britney Spears please.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan