Drunk Beckham Cyborgs Do London. Hard.

The incomparable Posh & Becks were reportedly all kinds of f*%ked up after a drunken night out with rap mogul Diddy in London.

Diddy's in town on business (though he reportedly canceled his tour with Snoop Dogg) but found time to met up with the hot couple at London's Automat Bar.

Sources say a couple of hours of Cristal swigging left David Beckham and Victoria Beckham almost crawling to their car. Lightweights. Peep these pics:

What a couple of hacks. Don't they know that Scientology doesn't permit this kind of hard-core substance abuse? Bad Posh. TomKat is not gonna be pleased.

Incidentally, what is that metrosexual ass clown wearing? Just because you got a big contract and you're moving to L.A. doesn't mean you have to look like a tool. Or maybe it does. The L.A. Galaxy may have written a clause in. We really don't know.

No word on whether any large breasts were on display during this boozefest. It's a pretty safe bet, though, given who we're dealing with.